What Brings You Here...

So, the free hit counter I use keeps track of some interesting data: where you came here from, what recommended your visit, what you come here to read, etc.

Now, outside of the regs who come here through the network of intertwined blog titles listed on the right hand side, there's a slew of random hits from people who are searching for a particular subject matter, and end up here because some search engine recommended this site.

Happily, there's a large number of folks who come here after looking for The Amazing Race/Miss Alli from TWoP, Heather Havrilesky, Tomato Nation/Sars, Roosevelt Franklin, what have you.

Beyond this, there are two entries guaranteed to bring folks here.

1) Craig Ehlo. What's funny about this, to me, is that the entry couldn't be more vehement about Ehlo's worthlessness as a color commentator for the Sonics. It's titled "Craig Ehlo Is A Dumbass," for fuck's sake! So, either he's been pissing other people off, or people wonder who the jackass was who got dunked on by Jordan. I'm hoping for the former.

2) "Skinemax." This one brings them in, and how. Little did I know I'd be tapping into the older perv demographic with this entry. Hello, yes, I'm in my mid-30s and used to jack off to the foot fetish scene in Private Eyes 2! Welcome, friend. Oh, wait, no, I don't have screenshots of these movies, nor do I intend to obsess over soft-core porn from the 80s all the time, so...see y--Oh, they've gone already.

Lately, though, I've been getting hits from people looking for a certain "Skot Escort." Hmmm. Mr. K, is there something you're not telling us? When did you become an international escort? Is that why you rarely write anymore? Is this the reasoning behind the whole Ethel Rosenberg thing? And if so, is your wife fair game again?

Gotta say though, you must be using an old picture, because you sure as hell don't look that young anymore.

I have a feeling I'm only cracking myself up on this one, and that's it. Ah, well.