Monday, November 22, 2004

An awful tale...

The paperboy is asleep in his room, along with his dog, and his dog's sister. This is the sister dog's first night in the household. She is whimpering.

He is dog sitting for his aunt. His aunt sadly, did not leave any food for her, and so the paperboy fed it what he fed his dog.

The alarm clock rings, it is 5:30 a.m. He groggily turns it off, after a couple swipes at the snooze, and sits up.

He takes a step towards the door, on his way to the bathroom, when his foot slips on something squishy on the floor. He is barely aware of what's happening as he falls back, and is just thinking "What the--" when his hand lands on something just as squishy. So does his head.

It is at this point that he begins to smell something.

"Fuck," he whispers. He gets up, and his knee lands in another puddle. "Shit," he says, appropriately enough. As his eyes adjust to the darkness, he realises that his floor is spotted with the poor sister dog's...

"Who did this?!?" The sister dog tries to hide in a corner of a room, and whines. "You Stupid Fucking Dog! What the fuck did you do! What the FUCK did you do?!?"

"What the hell's going on over there," his mother asked, sleepily."

"This STUPID GODDAMN dog just SHAT all over the floor in my room!"

"Don't swear in my house, son."

"But, mom! The FUCKING dog just shat all over--"

"What did I just tell you?"


"Well, take a shower! Don't be a stupidhead!"

He mutters, "you fucking stupid dog," as he grabs her by the scruff of the neck and rubs her nose into some of what he's had to deal with.

He drops her, and takes a shower. His day pretty much ruined.


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