Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Mercury: 5,897 Calm State of Mind: 0

Just found out from a workmate that Mercury is, once again, in retrograde. Started on Saturday, will end on April 2nd.

No wonder I've been such a gibbering mess of late.

While commiserating with said co-worker, I came up with a solution to this whole Mercury/Retrograde nonsense: Push Mercury into the Sun.

Think about it: It's the closest planet to the sun, so it wouldn't take much to just shove it into place.

Also, what has Mercury done for any of us, besides making life unbearable for a few weeks every third or fourth month?

Fuck Mercury.


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