Brain Cancer I Can Deal With
The deforestation of the planet? Yeah, not so much.
Sadly, we're probably gonna have to wait until the new Prez takes over before we can find out more about this.
I sense a "Why did I give in to you motherfuckers?" post coming from Deni.
posted by the beige one @ 8:56 PM
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Ferchrissakes, I did not need this. My mother is in town, I have enough to worry about!
Is 3:30 too early for whiskey?
Look at me. I'm as speechless as a kitten up a tree.
Wait, what? You have brain cancer?
And it made Sereena speechless?
I think cell phone radiation is messing with my navigation system. My navigation of reality, that is...
I was speechless for a different reason, nothing to do with Clint Eastwood.
Sereena, was it the brevity?
Yes, Suzanne, I have brain cancer...of yo' momma! Yo momma's so smart, she graduated Magna Cum Lauda! OH!!!!
Speaking of mommas, JJ, granted, your mom is a walking climactic event, but...the thought ran out. Yo momma loves you so much, she scrimped and saved to get you to college!
SNAP!
Yo momma loves you so much, she scrimped and saved to get you to college!
Yeah, right. A bunch of scholarships, an assload of loans, and a 30 hr/wk job all four years got me to college.
We was po' - the occasional care package of candy bars and a twenty for pizza was what I got.
Yo momma's so skinny, she can fit into all her clothes!
Yo momma's so pretty, muthafucka, I'd do her!
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